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Regina Pipelinni

Regina is our own sexy little firebrand. Provocative and outspoken, when she isn't on a catwalk somewhere in Europe, she is hanging out with the Scholars, pounding back Peppermint Schnappes and watching Star Trek or playing Call of Cthulu.

Two New Reasons to Watch Star Trek Voyager

by Regina Pipelinni

As anyone who has ever read my column knows, I always hated Star Trek Voyager. Itís kind of like the head of the political correctness commission sat down with the producers and writers to create the most politically correct and boring TV show in history. By the way, have you ever noticed that the Vulcan, Tuvok, looks exactly like Curious George? If they ever decide to make a live action Curious George movie, I can sure recommend someone to play the title role.

Anyhow, I digress. Over the past couple of weeks, I started watching re-runs of Voyager and discovered that there are two really good reasons to watch the show - the Borg chickís tits. Iíve never been able to watch more than 5 minutes of an episode of Voyager before. Last night, I actually watched an episode from start to finish.

I have to applaud the producers of the series for resorting to cheap sexual exploitation to try to increase the size of their audience. No doubt they were very successful. The stories are as stupid and saccharine as ever, and the characters are amazingly boring, but these shortcomings are more than compensated for by those stupendous twin towers dominating every scene.

I happened to be watching the episode with Guiseppi. He got quite excited and declared that anyone who didnít watch this show should ďbe flogged and fucked in the ass.Ē I immediately turned off the TV and well, you know. If you stopped watching Voyeur, or have never seen the show, do yourself a huge favour and tune in. Star Trek will never be the same.

Our Future in Space

Space, the final frontier. Last month the Scholars and I were sitting around, drinking port and talking about movies, Star Trek, that sort of thing. I was showing the guys this really cute corset I bought and we got onto the topic of what we all thought was the best episode of Star Trek. Read the Full Story....

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