Stupid Yet Funny
This a collection of stupid yet we think incredibly funny odds and ends that don't seem to fit anywhere else. A word of warning - if you are easily offended, be sure to read these!
TOP TEN WAYS TO BE THE "FUNNY GUY" AT YOUR OFFICE.
10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you are just kidding and tell them that they are a bunch of queers.
8. Before a meeting fill your mouth with custard. Then during the meeting, put one finger in the air and make like you are hocking up a loogie. Then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you and say, 'beat that.'
7. Inform a male co-worker that he 'wouldn't make a good hooker.' Then piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good 'ass fucking.'
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand down your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with 'fuck if I know!' Then call the person a racial slur that doesn't match their race.
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hand.
3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them its the fake kind. When they try to pick it up and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.
2. Run down the hall with your dick hanging out while pissing all over and yell, "it won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then when it stops, look down and say, "Oh".
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it in your ass. Return it and tell the person to smell it. When they tell you it smells bad, be like, "it should, I had it in my ass!"